An investigation of Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada “attorney” EBRU CETIN

ANTI-SLAPP DISCLAIMER: CHILD SUPPORT CAMPAIGN 2017! THIS BRIEF ARTICLE IS IN RESPONSE TO AN ISSUE OF PUBLIC CONCERN, AND IS A DIRECT RESPONSE TO AN EFFORT TO COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT OBLIGATIONS, AND TO EXPOSE THE PRACTICES, METHODS, AND TACTICS OF PERSONS SUSPECTED OF AIDING, ABETTING, OR ASSISTING IMMORAL PARENTS TO EVADE MANDATORY CHILD SUPPORT OBLIGATIONS. THE NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION CALLED “THE LEGAL AID CENTER OF SOUTHERN NEVADA FILES DIVORCE DECREES THAT AVOID CHILD SUPPORT FOR THEIR CLIENTS, AND WHICH ARE APPARENTLY INTENDED TO STARVE CHILDREN. THE Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada helped a white mother evade a legal obligation to pay child support, despite knowing that the lack of financial support would starve the children that this white mother abandoned. The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada also helps scheming white female clients avoid the mandatory C.O.P.E. Class, which provides a visual example of co-parenting, adultery, and divorce and how it impacts children. An attempt to obtain the Form 990 tax returns of the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada was denied by Ms. April S. Green despite a federal statute requiring the release of such returns. (Public Law 104-168, requires any non-profit organization to provide copies of its Form 990 I.R.S. TAX RETURNS REGARDLESS OF THE RACE, GENDER, OR SOCIAL STATUS OF THE REQUESTER). ALL “ATTORNEYS” EMPLOYED BY THE LEGAL AID CENTER OF SOUTHERN NEVADA ARE SUBJECT TO ALL OF THE PROVISIONS AND REQUIREMENTS OF THE NEVADA RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT. The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, and its employees are also suspected of conspiring with the Clark County Family District Attorney Office to ensure that “their” clients are never “located” or held “responsible” for child support payments. APRIL S. GREEN is licensed in the State of New York, and can be identified by N.Y. Bar #2144947, and Nevada State Bar #8340. IN NEVADA, EBRU CETIN IS IDENTIFIED BY STATE BAR # 12943. AS OF JULY 4TH, 2016, WE HAVE NO EQUIVALENT CALIFORNIA STATE BAR RECORD. THESE ARTICLES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ALL WHITE FEMALES WHO WERE REPRESENTED BY THE LEGAL AID CENTER OF SOUTHERN NEVADA, INCLUDING DRUG-USING WHITE FEMALES LINKED TO CHRISTOPHER SICUSO”, WHO OWE CHILD SUPPORT, AND WHO ABANDONED THEIR CHILDREN, ARE FULLY PROSECUTED FOR CHILD SUPPORT ENFORCEMENT, AND HAVE RETIRED EACH AND EVERY DOLLAR AND CENTS ASSOCIATED WITH THEIR CHILD SUPPORT OBLIGATIONS. IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR NAME OR BUSINESS MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE THEN LOCATE AND ENFORCE A CHILD SUPPORT ORDER UPON “MRS MAARET CHRISTOPHER SICUSO” OR FILE SUIT AGAINST APRIL S. GREEN, EBRU CETIN, AND THE LEGAL AID CENTER OF SOUTHERN NEVADA, INC. THE LEGAL AID CENTER OF SOUTHERN NEVADA HAS DISPLAYED NO SYMPATHY FOR THE CHILDREN ABANDONED, STARVED, AND ABUSED BY THEIR WHITE FEMALE CLIENTS. THE FREE-SPEECH CONTENT PRODUCED AND PUBLISHED FOR THIS WEBSITE IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL SECTION 9 OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEVADA, AS WELL AS NEVADA Senate Bill 286, WHICH PROVIDES IMMUNITY AND PROTECTION FOR “free speech in direct connection with an issue of public concern.”

An investigation of Dirty-Minded Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada “attorney” EBRU CETIN, the Karma Attack in Instabul Turkey,

At the time this article was written for publication, Ebru Cetin was a pro-bono “attorney” for the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada. Currently, she is believed to have fled to California to work for another law firm. It is unclear if her new employer in a different state represents an attempt to escape the controversy she left behind in Nevada. The suspicious immigration law firm of David B. Gardner Inc. is now reportedly the employer of Ebru Cetin despite ample evidence that suggests Ebru Cetin may be dishonest and/or unethical. Furthemore, California State Bar rules require all persons acting as “attorneys” in that State be licensed. We have not evidence that Turkish-born citizens are exempt from California State Bar Rules! What is the California State Bar number of Ebru Cetin!!! Why is this person employed by a California law firm, but there is no evidence in the California State Bar database registry that Ebru Cetin has successfully completed the requirements to become an honest, ethical, and law-abiding California attorney. We have contacted California State Bar prosecutors and DEMANDED that Ebru Cetin be prohibited from advertising as a licensed attorney UNTIL this arrogant Turkish-born female abide by the same rules as Americans!

Child Support evasion. Helping a Nevada prostitute evade Child Support. Child abandonment. Prostitution on Fremont street. Ebru Cetin is familiar with these words and phrases. Ms. Ebru Cetin is also very familiar with the name of the person she is afraid to recite out loud or even mention in court papers: Christopher Sicuso (CR007673-14; Domestc Battery; CR012278-09, Narcotics; police records from the North Las Vegas Police Department.) No U.S. citizen should fear Christopher Sicuso or any pervert. Christopher Sicuso is a pervert attracted to females old enough to be his grandmother and is indifferent to the damage his extreme perversity and feces worship has inflicted upon minor children. Christopher Sicuso contacted this Publisher and demanded that we remove information from this website that noted his involvement with a married mother who became a Nevada prostitute, and drug user after meeting Sicuso. He claimed he would “report this website to the police” if the information were not removed. Apparently, his perverted adultery is legal, but free-speech is illegal. The facts Mr. Sicuso complained about remain published, and will not be removed. The time period for Ebru Cetin to assist the state of Nevada in enforcing a Child Support Order has expired, and she refused to denouce Mr. Sicuso when presented an opportunity.

Ebru Cetin + Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada female Attorneys Respect Males with Criminal Records

Ebru Cetin + Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada female Attorneys Respect Males with Criminal Records. Ebru Cetin and her female clients that she represents at The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada are impressed with males that wear tattoos, have criminal records,use Black male slang, etc. However, those subHumans cannot read or write, and neither can they articilate a response to this article. Using his Oriental charm, or Asian body odor, Mr. Sicuso is attached to two other desperate females. He apparently provides “products” and/or services to the bimbo female owners of the Velveteen Rabbit despite the fact that his alter-ego based corporation (Sicuso, Inc., NV Business ID# NV20141774599 DID NOT pay its annual Business dues by 12/31/2015, and was still in default as of June of 2015 .

For example, his Behind The City Lights entity, and his other alter-ego companies provide promotion and DJ services for Velveteen Rabbit LLC, although he does not have an official license for either activity. For the record, the City of Las Vegas has AN unwritten rule that prohibits the prosecution of Oriental gang members; and species with slanted eyes. For example, Attempted Murder charges were dropped against Halina Kwiatkowski due to despite clear evidence she stabbed and brutalized her own parents. By refusing to prosecute the Oriental species, the state of Nevada helps to bring in Asian tourists, and it explains why persons like Sicuso can have a public partnership with a Nevada entertainment entity, but remain unlicensed regardless of the scope of his products or services.

A perverted white female will always respect the male who lowered her to be a tramp, and hate the male who elevated her to a better life.

Ms. Ebru Cetin is no stranger to controversy. Her own legal pleadings suggests being a supporter of Adultery, failing to denounce perverted males that pursue desperate females twice their age, and a willingness to lie to help white female clients evade child support, or gain custody of children they have abandoned. Ebru Cetin perceives herself as a “tough” attorney, but when the name of certain criminal males are mentioned in legal papers, she became a coward who was too afraid to attack their criminal records, and their immoral lifestyle. Why would any law firm hire Ebru Cetin, and deal with the bad luck that Turkish persons bring? Any law firm has the legal right to employ whomever it wants to employ, and Americans have the legal right to voice an opinion on so-called “attorneys” and the judicial system.

Melanie Kushnir + Adultery + No Child Support
Melanie Kushnir + Adultery + No Child Support

Adultery IS NOT OK! Ebru Cetin Accused of Supporting a Client Accused of Adultery, Assisting in Child Support Evasion!

In reviewing her legal case filings, one understands a lot about Ebru Cetin. She apparently believes there is nothing wrong with asking a male victim of adultery to financially support a wife who lied to him, perjured his character , ate the feces of a man half her age, worships “young men” who earn $10/hour, and abandoned her own children merely to get a diseased penis and drugs? How low is the white female? Look at the number of legal proceedings against white females accused of and arrested for raping male teenagers. If that is not the text-book definition of a subhuman then what is? Did Ebru Cetin get her moral “values” on the same Fremont Street where her client was actually cited for prostitution by the City of Las Vegas in July of 2015? Or, did Ms. Cetin get her values from a dirty-thinking mother or the inferior Turkish culture? Read the Bible Ms. Ebru Cetin. A law license is no excuse to think like a prostitute or support Adultery. Adultery is unethical in most valid, normal, and civilized cultures.

What seems to be clear from any person of ordinary intelligence is that Turkish-born Ebru Cetin supports Adultery or that Adultery means very little to her. It is completely unethical and immoral for a licensed “attorney” to violate State Bar ethics. Perhaps that is why the Instanbul Airport was recently attacked by a group of brave persons who clearly oppose adultery. The liberal media will have you believe that this brazen act of courage was orchestrated by some mysterious group of criminals. In fact, Karma was at play. Karma is at play against EACH AND AEVERY PERSON WHO AIDS, ABETS, AND ASSISTS AN ADULTERER EVADE CHILD SUPPORT OBLIGATIONS! Turkish citizens are evil, immoral, and they have harassed their Kurdish neighbors. Ebru Cetin has not offered to pay the child support obligations that her clients have refused to pay; but she willingly helped to evade mandatory child support.

Should Dirty-Minded Turkish Females Be Compared to Attorney Ebru Cetin?

Should Dirty-Minded Turkish Females Be Compared to Attorney Ebru Cetin? It should not be a surprise to any person that Karma would strike the airport in Turkey. Turkish-born females are some of the most reprehensible and most immoral persons on Earth. Turkish females typically have no morals, no common sense; no intelligence.

Turkish-born female attorneys think like tramps. They believe it is OK to expect an adult male victim of adultery AND the children to be punished and financially raped by an adulterous female client who seeks “alimony” from her victim of adultery. Why are Turkish-born females so dirty-thinking? Turkish-born female attorneys provide counsel to immoral white female clients to fabricate “sexual assault” claims, and other dirty thoughts because that is the thought process of the inferior Turkish race. When good clients come with a clean mind, the dirty-thinking Turkish-born female attorneys help then think dirty.

Prostitution Solicitation: Karma Works Against Ebru Cetin and Client

It is no surprise that KARMA put a public prostitution record on a featured client and personal friend to Ebru Cetin. The personal friend of Ebru Cetin has not seen her beautiful children in over 2 years despite claims made under penalty of perjury by Ebru Cetin that this person was interested. The apparent practice of perjury by The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada needs to be exposed for the public to see. White females are referred to work with Ebru Cetin, and Ebru Cetin obeys every Whore-Order and Whore-Request made by her clients despite State Bar Rules. One opinion is that their collective effort was to starve, humiliate, and abuse the children that this featured client of The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada now REFUSES to even speak to.

Karma has a way of working against immoral females. Within weeks of her divorce, the client of Ebru Cetin was thrown out of an apartment she shared with a male young wnought to be her son. Soon, she became a prostitute. Next, she became a Crack-cocaine drug user. By March of 2015, the former Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada client was posting ads on Craigslist list offering to perform oral services on men. When a female meets a male like Christopher Sicuso, nothing but perversity awaits her. When selling a stinking vagina was not lucrative enough, she was made to crawl the streets at night looking for males who would purchase her morally diseased vagina (courtesy of Christopher Sisuso). However, Ebru Cetin claimed that this person was a “wonderful parent” and deserved “primary custody.” Ebru Cetin is a liar and the conduct of her featured client is the indictment against both Ebru Cetin, April S. Green, and the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada. It was quite clear that their featured client exhibiting signs that she was using drugs soon after she met the male figure she worshipped, and would later consumer his feces Christopher Sicuso. The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, and Ebru Cetin deliberately ignored these signs.

Are there NO standards of decency or morals for the SATAN-MANAGED organization called “The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada? Where are out-spoken men like Timothy McVeigh at when you need them? (Just joking)

Public Campaign to Disbar Ebru Cetin, Boycott Businesses Associated with Legal Aid Society of Southern Nevada!

If a petition can be sought against Judge Perskry for his alleged light sentence of an educated and privileged white male who had “ten minites of action” with a low-class, white female tramp then a petition should also be sought against Ebru Cetin. Oh, we forgot children are not as important as a drunken white girl who got raped by a privileged white guy. The fact of the matter is that most white girls date white males, and that most white girls prefer white males. Therefore what is the problem? The fact this particular white female did not want to have a sexual relationship at that time with that particular white male certainly does not mean that she disavowed all white males. Why punish any white male for “rape” of white women who prefer white males???

Ebru Cetin provided counsel to a client who willingly engaged in adultery, stole property from her own daughter, used perjury and deceit to conceal an adulterous relationship with a male young enough to be her son, recruited police officers from the North Las Vegas Police Department to wire tap the phone lines and electronic communications of her family, engaged in a phone bail scheme that used her boyfriend to impersonate a 14 year-old teen in an attempt to steal money from the boy’s grandmother; illegal removed property from a house without lawful authority; used corrupt Safenest employees to conceal a working relationship with her adulterer; abandoned her own children for a cheap relationship with a male criminal; vows to “hate” her children forewever; and, to never speak to or even acknowledge them; and. Lastly continue to worship and forgive the man who initiated the adultery, criminal Christopher Sicuso.

Legal Agencies that Allegedly Enforce State Bar Conduct Rules

Child Support is a Mandatory law in every state of the United States of America. Child Support laws should not be viewed or interpreted as an opportunity for scheming, crooked, low-life attorneys employed by the reprehensible Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada to manipulate or avoid. Hello April S. Green. Hello Ebru Cetin. Can you hear me know?

To become an attorney and practice law in the United States of America is a privilege, and not a legal right. An attorney should be very careful of the statements that he/she files in court. The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, Inc. employed Ebru Cetin as an attorney despite questions about her honesty, integrity, moral fitness. Now, it appears that another desperate U.S. company has decided to employ Turkish-born liar Ebru Cetin, who claimed that her friend/client was an ideal parent, and who deserved custody of children that The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada knew that she had abandoned.

It may be acceptable for Turkish-born Ebru Cetin to use perjury or deceit as a litigation tool in her inferior country of Instant Bull Crap Turkey, but the lesson here is that all men are not the same, but all rules for attorneys are the same. Check mate, tramp!

The Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, Inc. provided free legal help to a white mother who not only abandoned her own children in favor of a casual life-style of sex, debauchery, and crack-cocaine drugs, but the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, Inc., attorneys sought custody of the children that the evil white mother abandoned! April S. Green and Ebru Cetin knew that there existed clear and unmistakable evidence that the mother had no interest to EVER see her own children after having been supplied drugs by her pimp. Had the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada been honest and ethical, thousands of dollars in legal fees would have been saved, and an empty refrigerator could have been avoided. Instead of being guided by professional rules of conduct that are designed to govern attorneys, both April S. Green and Ebru Cetin wanted to act like “whore” attorneys that think with their dirty vaginas. To a female, a law license is just like a marriage certificate or teaching license: it means nothing! If Adultery is legal, so too is Free Speech.

Nevada State Bar Rules that Apply to Ebru Cetin

Complaints against either April S. Green or Ebru Cetin may be made to the State Bar of Nevada, as well as the Nevada District Court. All attorneys licensed in the state of Nevada are required to adhere to strict professional rules of conduct. These professional rules of conduct are enumerated and articulated in the NEVADA RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT, which were adopted by the Supreme Court of the State of Nevada.

Nevada attorneys who are members of the State Bar are sworn to abide by NEVADA RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT, and are subject to disciplinary action for failing to act in accordance with the rules or for bringing ill-repute to the legal profession. The State Bar may choose not ro discipline its corrupt attorneys. However, we are still free to voice our opinions.

Ebru Cetin, April S. Green, the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, are suspected of these violations of the Nevada Rules of Professional Conduct.

  1. Violation of Rule 1.0A(c);Ebru Cetin
  2. Violation of Rule 4.1(a)(b);Ebru Cetin
  3. Violation of Rule 1.16 (b)(2)(3)(4); Ebru Cetin
  4. Violation of Rule 3.1; Ebru Cetin
  5. Violation of Rule 3.4 (a)(b); Ebru Cetin
  6. Violation of Rule 4.3, *Violation of Rule 4.4(a); Ebru Cetin
  7. Violation of Rule 8.4(a)(b)(c)(d); Ebru Cetin
  8. Violation of Rule 5.1 (a); Ebru Cetin
  9. NRS 199.210 Offering false evidence; Ebru Cetin; April S. Green
  10. NRS 199.145 Penalty of perjury; Ebru Cetin
  11. VIOLATION of 18 USC § 2261A (1)(B);Ebru Cetin
  12. VIOLATION of 18 U.S.C. § 2; Ebru Cetin
  13. A related complaint with the FTC for Violation of Title 18, U.S.C., §1346, prohibiting
    HONEST SERVICES FRAUD; Ebru Cetin, the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada;

  14. Violation of §5(a) of the FTC Act, 15 U.S.C.
    §45 (a) prohibiting unfair, false, and deceptive
    practices, and concealment of material facts; the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada
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Data about April S. Green:
N.Y. Bar Registration Number: #2144947
Nevada State Bar #8340
APRIL STOKES GREEN
Employer: 
Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, Inc.
725 E CHARLESTON BLVD
LAS VEGAS, NV 89104-1510
Year admitted:1987

Data about Ebru Cetin	
EBRU CETIN, STATE BAR # 12943
Previous Employer
Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada, Inc.
725 E CHARLESTON BLVD
LAS VEGAS, NV 89104-1510
Alleged “Graduate” of UNLV Law School
ECetin@lacsn.org

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Phone: 800-843-9053
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Behind City Lights Review: Danger of “Underground” Electronic Dance music scenes and Irresponsible reporting.

ANTI-SLAPP DISCLAIMER:THIS BRIEF ARTICLE IS IN RESPONSE TO AN ISSUE OF PUBLIC CONCERN, AND IS A DIRECT RESPONSE TO A SUSPICIOUS EDITORIAL FROM A NEVADA-BASED MAGAZINE WRITER WHO OMITTED KEY DETAILS AND FACTS IN ITS COVERAGE OF UNLICENSED DJS/UNLICENSED PROMOTERS. CHRISTOPHER SICUSO (A/K/A ASTRO GOLD), THREATENED TO FILE A “POLICE” COMPLAINT AGAINST THIS PUBLISHER IN AN EFFORT TO CENSOR SUPERIOR FREE SPEECH EXPOSING HIS CRIMINAL RECORD AND EVIDENCE LINKING HIM TO A NEVADA PROSTITUTE. CITY OF LAS VEGAS CRIME RECORDS INDICATE THAT THE PROSTITUTE FREQUENTS THE SAME AREAS WHERE BEHIND CITY LIGHTS DJ MEMBERS PERFORM. ON JULY 15TH, 2015, THE CITY OF LAS VEGAS CITED A FEMALE WITH TIES TO CHRISTOPHER SICUSO FOR SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION ALONG FREMONT STREET. SHE ADMITTED TO A RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRISIOPHER SICUSO TO HER FAMILY AND VIA NUMEROUS SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS. ACCORDING TO PUBLIC RECORDS KEPT ON FILE WITH POLICE AGENCIES, THE F.B.I., THE U.S. DEPT. OF JUSTICE, AND MUNICIPAL COURTS; CHRISTOPHER SICUSO HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD (NARCOTICS, CR012278-09; POLICE DEPARTMENT INCIDENT NUMBER 09007955) AND HE IS PERFORMING IN PUBLIC VENUES WITHOUT A VALID BUSINESS LICENSE, AND BACKGROUND CHECK. ADDITIONAL CRIMINAL FILES AGAINST THE SICUSO FAMILY ARE CONTAINED IN CASE FILE# A12016M00NV; DOMESTIC BATTERY, IN WHICH A SICUSO WAS CHARGED WITH DOMESTIC BATTERY. . DESPITE HIS CRIMINAL RECORD, CERTAIN SUSPICIOUS NEVADA BUSINESSES THAT HAVE BEEN LICENSED TO SELL ALCOHOL AND/OR USE SLOT MACHINES HAVE HIRED OR USED CHRISTOPHER SICUSO AND HIS UNLICENSED BUSINESS CALLED BEHIND CITY LIGHTS. THE PROSTITUTE ASSOCIATED WITH CHRISTOPHER SICUSO REFERRED TO HIM AS HER “FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.” THERE IS SUBSTANTIAL MATERIAL, TANGIBLE, AND DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE, INCLUDING WORK TIME-SHEETS, ETC., LINKING CHRISTOPHER SICUSO TO A NEVADA PROSTITUTE. UNLICENSED DJS AND UNLICENSED PROMOTERS HAVE A MATERIAL AFFECT ON PUBLIC SAFETY, TOURISM, AND THE ECONOMY. THE ASSOCIATION OF GAMING INSTITUTIONS, OR ANY LICENSED BUSINESS(ES), WITH PERSONS WHO HAVE A DISREPUTABLE BACKGROUND ARE MATTERS OF PUBLIC CONCERN. THE FREE-SPEECH CONTENT PRODUCED AND PUBLISHED FOR THIS WEBSITE IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL SECTION 9 OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEVADA, AS WELL AS NEVADA Senate Bill 286, WHICH PROVIDES IMMUNITY AND PROTECTION FOR “free speech in direct connection with an issue of public concern.” FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ARTICLE, THE KEYWORD “PROSTITUTE” IS DERIVED FROM THE ONLINE DEFINITION FROM WIKIPEDIA, WHICH DEFINES A PROSTITUTE AS “…the business or practice of engaging in sexual relations in exchange for payment or some **other benefit.**Nevada Business Directory supplements the prostitute definition to include any lawfully married woman who defiles her marriage in exchange for any physical, emotional, tangible, intangible, and/or material benefit or illegal stimulant, or who lusts for a man other than her lawful husband, or who engages in ANY activity with another man that a reasonable person of ordinary intelligence would conclude to be adultery. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ARTICLE, THE KEYWORD “CRIMINAL” IS DEFINED AS A PERSON WHO HAS A PUBLIC CRIMINAL RECORD, OR WHO ADMITTED TO A CRIMINAL ACT, AS VERIFIED BY A COURT TRANSCRIPT. READING, ACCESSING, OR COMMENTING UPON ANY PAGE(S) on this website constitutes an agreement to our terms of service, and privacy policy. For our full disclaimer, please refer to our Free Speech Disclaimer. A related article on Criminal Christopher Sicuso tied to Failed BunkHouse Salon. Negative Karma strike businesses and persons associated with AstroGold.

A Behind City Lights Review: Danger of “Underground” Electronic Dance music scenes and Irresponsible reporting.

Author Mike Tice
Author Mike Tice

Behind City Lights: Danger of “Underground” Electronic Dance music scenes and Irresponssible reporting. Ian Caramanzana is a “writer” for an irrelevant Las Vegas, NV-based magazine, which we decline to name. The magazine name is irrelevant because Google and Bing define search engine rankings, and not a trashy-looking or porn-looking magazine that originates from Las Vegas, Nevada, that features tramps and women that dress like prostitutes. All that needs to be known is that our articles are designed for maximum search promotion and distribution to millions 24 hours, every day.

Wimpy-acting Ian Caramanzana takes personal responsibility for writing an unprofessional, ass-kissing article praising so-called “underground” groups in general, and more specifically he appeared to endorse Behind City Lights as an “underground” collection of DJs. We appreciate The Nevada Business Directory is an anti-crime, high-morals, publication. We do not endorse or recommend any business or activity that praises persons who have a civil record of immoral conduct that adversely impacts the health and/or welfare of children, or who have a criminal record related to narcotics. Mr. Ian Caramanzana appears to be a product of Spring Valley High School of the Clark County School District. It is unclear if this same so-called “reporter” was classified as a Special Education Student or had any record identifying him as having a learning disability. A substantial number of students at Spring Valley High School are Special Education students. Since Mr. Ian Caramanzana promotes his magazine, and purports to be a “reporter”, perhaps he can also re-publish his school records and educational background. Until and unless he discloses the full details of his ties to certain persons, and his educational background, we do not consider the review by Mr. Ian Caramanzana of the Behind City Lights DJ collection as credible. In fact, we consider his review of Behind City Lights as fraudulent since it omitted numerous esseential facts. The basis of our opinion is not reckless, but rather based upon various facts as detailed below.

Unlicensed Velveteen Rabbit LLC Promoter
Unlicensed Velveteen Rabbit LLC Promoter

Why Tourists Should Avoid Unlicensed DJS/Unlicensed Promoters and Behind City Lights.

Tourists Should Avoid Unlicensed DJS/Unlicensed Promoters for many reasons. When ethical Business License agents were employed, the city of Las Vegas Nevada rightfully began investigating unlicensed Las Vegas DJs. For example, when criminal Christopher Sicuso and other members of Behind City Lights appeared at The Griffin in September 2014, they appeared as unlicensed DJs. The Griffin was allegedly informed that using unlicensed DJs was a violation of local city ordinances. If one were to believe the Las Vegas Municipal Ordinances, it is clear that these ordinances prohibit unlicensed DJs and Promoters. However, it also is clear that one can also assume the ordinances are phony and illegitimate and not worthy of any respect if they are not evenly and fairly enforced. At the same time, many con artists try to get around this rule by claiming to be a “band” or merely”performers” while their course of conduct and advertisements tell a different story.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. However, we believe that tourists should avoid electronic dance music venues that use “underground” or unlicensed DJs because the City of Las Vegas cracks down on people selling items on the Strip without a license. Are there a different set of rules for different people? In Las Vegas, NV, the rules are different dependent upon several factors. The term “underground” is often interchanged to mean operating without a license, operating without insurance, and operating without paying a fair share of taxes, and operating with reckless regard for the safety, peace of mind, and security of tourists and locals. The article by Mr. Ian Caramanzana suggest persons have been generating revenue and not paying their fair share of taxes. What tourists do not understand is that unlicensed DJs typically have serious criminal records, and some of these unlicensed DJs have caused great destruction in the lives of many other persons, and they are a magnet for crime. It is typical for terrorists, and criminals to be unlicensed and operate “underground.”

Can Ian Caramanzana Review on Behind City Lights Be Trusted?


Behind City Lights DJ Group Reviews
Behind City Lights DJ Group Reviews

Should you trust the reviews of Ian Caramanzana? As Henry Ford used to say when discussing Jews who criticized his opinions, let’s consider the facts. Before the rise of Mr. Adolph Hitler to power in Germany, one of his favorite research methods was to research the background,education, and ethnicity of writers/reporters who praised perversity or criminals. In this article, ethnicity is not important or relevant. However, we do consider the education and background important. Any writer who omits the criminal record of his/her subjects should not be trusted, and is evidence of an amateur. Writers for the Nevada Business Directory have college degrees. Ian Caramanzana is a product of the Clark County School District. His social media pages do not appear to clearly indicate any sort of Journalism degree. Only a low-class, non-credible, publication hires a writer without at least a Journalism degree.

Would it be proper for a school district to hire a Math teacher without any degree in Math or a related subject? It is highly doubtful that Behind City Lights supporter Ian Caramanzana has a Journalism degree, and it is more doubtful if he has the intellectual capacity to even earn such a degree. Ian Caramanzana is a product of a state (Nevada) that is ranked last among the 50 states for educational opportunities that it provides to public school students. Although the school district is making great strides, and the Governor is a great supporter of higher education, Ian Caramanzana is a product of the former and not the current system.

The Las Vegas Review Journal reports that the Latest Kids Count Data Book also ranked Nevada among the bottom states in the categories of family and community, economic well-being and health. In addition, if you consider Section 5 of the FTC Act which prohibits deceptive advertising, the article by Ian Caramanzana may be construed as a violation of the Act since it did not disclose ALL material facts that are important to the reader. Consequently, if you consider the fact that Ian Caramanzana received his education from the Clark County School District, and the presumed fact that he graduated from Spring Valley High-School, it explains his suspect writing skills, and apparent attempts to boost underground or unlicensed activity. This should be no surprise given the fact that in January of 2014, a perverted Spring Valley HS female teacher resigned after an investigation of her relationship with a male student young enough to be her son.

A legitimate reporter asks tough questions, condemns all “underground” activity, and does not act like a starry-eyed tramp looking to pick up a date. In fact, if Behind City Lights has been operating out of a garage, they may be subject to I.R.S. back taxes.

Behind City Lights: Domestic Battery Conviction, and Unlicensed Activity of Many Las Vegas DJs

Behind City Lights DJ Reviews
Behind City Lights DJ Reviews

Prostitution is not supposed to be legal within the city limits of Las vegas, Nevada. However, certain City of Las Vegas Business Licensing agents appear to have turned many ‘tricks’ to benefit unlicensed Las Vegas DJS, and unlicensed Promoters. The ‘tricks’ have ranged from closed-to-the-public meetings that re-define or clarify what a “DJ” or “promoter” is, to re-classifying “DJS” as “performers” as members of “bands.” In other words, the basic ‘trick’ is to absolve certain unlicensed DJS and privileged unlicensed promoters from having to obtain a city of Las Vegas business license while non-privileged DJS and non-privileged promoters are expected to be licensed.

If Behind City Lights was in New York or Chicago, classy cities where laws are actually enforced, then these type of articles would not be required. However, since the dishonest and unethical employees who work at 333 North Rancho Rd, and who are supposed to be so-called City of Las Vegas Business Licensing Agents, do not perform their jobs in an ethical and fair way, underground DJS/unlicensed promoters continue to evade licensing requirements by simply claiming to be a band while every reporter, and every other person with a half-brain understands that these persons market themselves as DJs/promoters. For example, the Las Vegas Beauty Bar performer AstroGold markets himself as a DJ, and Behind City Lights promotes their unorthodox collection of DJs called AstroGold, Promeethus, Texxtile, Night Rumors, Boogie Snacks, L.A. Loser, Diatone, Low Sodium and DSKOVR. To help them avoid business licensing requirements, the city of Las Vegas Business License Agents re-classify them as “band” member employees even though none of the “band” members have completed an IRS-Form W4,or IRS FORM I-9.

Does Talent Matter for DJ Residency at the Las Vegas Beauty Bar?

Does Talent Matter for DJ Residency at Las Vegas Beauty Bar? Based upon who the resident DJs are there presently, we doubt that talent is a substantial factor. In Las Vegas, NV, skills or qualifications mean nothing; it is your criminal record and interest in drugs that seems to be more important. It is common for blue-collar workers to engage in subhuman acts like smoking cigarettes and drugs at the workplace. By his own clumsy statements, Astro Gold admits to persons walking out on his performances. There are numerous complaints posted by women against the Las Vegas Beauty Bar. We therefore suspect that talent was not a criteria for selecting Astro Gold as a resident DJ.

In general, Las Vegas DJs are generally not very talented. If talent were the sole criteria then the vast majority of the DJs would probably look like an NBA team or use minority males. In Las Vegas, NV, there are a lot of wanna bee DJs and other guys imitating hip-hop culture to sound “cool.” At twice his age, his own 49 year-old prostitute girl-friend referred to him in a Facebook chat as a “Half-Asian”. What is a full Asian? She then mocked the size of his penis.

Behind City Lights DJS: Worshiping Negro Semen/Imitating Black Culture.

If you ever been around or listened to guys or women who pretend to be Black men, the thing in common is that they will do almost anything to imitate ‘hood Black male culture to impress others. I had to talk to several Black men to get a feel about this article. They say that Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake, Mackelmore, are all simple white guys who know the formula for success and know how to play on the racist fears of white American women: pretend to be black, sound black, and imitate Black male culture. Listen to the white femsle owners use urban slang, and how they want patrons to believe that Astro Gold is Black.

The Black guys that I have spoken to know that Astro Gold is NOT A BLACK MAN! However, The Velveteen Rabbit/Las Vegas Beauty Bar DJ/HrdHat Lounge DJ performer Astro Gold seems to act like a guy who wishes he were born a Black man. They say his his personality oozes “I hate being a Half-Asian, I would rather be born Black.”. They get this impresion because Asto Gold uses Black slang, black terminology, and tries to act like a thuggish black guy with street credentials. He even solicited a wife of a black guy who had black male semen all over her vagina, and in her mouth, claims his girl-friend. Apparently, havinf sex with dried Negro semen spread over a white woman is a turn-on for Astro Gold.

Even the Velveteen Rabbit white female business owners pretend to be black; they use slang terms and other words that are traditionally associated with Black men/women that live in urban areas. The white women who own the Velveteen Rabbit may even fantasize about Black men, but the best they can do is hire a cheap imitation instead of legitimate African-American DJs that are licensed, bonded, snd insured. They expose their racism by hiring imitators rather then legitimate talent.

How unlicensed, uninsured, Las Vegas DJs May Get Bookings.

There are various theories as to why any legitimated Nevada business would welcome unlicensed independent contractors to their business. One theory is the possibility of drug sales to the owner(s), or distribution to the customers. When you have a criminal record related to Narcotics, many perverted business owners view this as a sign of the possible. Another theory is that current unlicensed DJs invite additional unlicensed DJs to the act and there is a snow-ball affect or perversity attracting perversity. For example, many of the acts tied to Behind City Lights appear to originate from a small circle of other DJs who also have a residency at the location. Behind City Lights DJs are not very skilled, but they are connected to other unlicensed DJs. No licensed DJ is about to offer assistance to unlicensed DJS. Tyra Banks, Shaun Saville Jr, are helping Behind City Lights DJs because it is clear that this group cannot get any bookings off of raw talent alone. Also, the payment arrangements are strictly cash and split between the members.

No posted Requirements to be a DJ at the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV
Is a Criminal Record Related to Drugs or Perversity a Factor in becoming a Las Vegas DJ?

This author has not located ANY posted requirements to be a DJ at the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV. There are no known posted Las Vegas DJ requirements at the entry door of the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV, on its website, or their social-media pages. When customer or beer-drinkers enter the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV, each and every patron is not provided a disclaimer of how and why a DJ was selected or approved. There no posting educational requirements or certification steps to become a DJ at the Las Vegas-based Beauty Bar. Therefore, a person can assume or deduce that there either NO PROFESSIONAL OR ETHICAL STANDARDS TO BECOME A DJ AT THE LAS VEGAS BEAUTY BAR, OR THERE ARE NO STANDARDS REQUIRING ANY TALENT.

Since there are no published standards to become a DJ at the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV, one must therefore only assume possible standards. We simply look at the public records of the known DJs and compare that information with the reality of being a resident DJ. Some DJs, for example, may have qualities or feature that makes him suitable to be a DJ at the Las Vegas-NV Beauty Bar. Is his criminal record a factor? Should an aspiring DJ at the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas, NV have a drug record related to the sale, distribution, or trafficking of cocaine, Heroine, PCP, LSD, Ectasy, GHB,Acid, or other hard-core street drugs? Should a DJ have a criminal record related to Narcotics? Does a person stand a better chance at becoming a DJ at the Las Vegas, NV Beauty Bar if he/she is a two-striker? The level of and types of perversity factors is enormous? Must an aspiring DJ be a homosexual who performs oral sex on the owner(s)? Selling drugs and perversity is nothing new. Subhumans have a desire for drugs, and are attracted to other subhumans who consume drugs.

Unfortunately, the weak writer never revealed or even discussed what are the DJ requirements required to become a resident DJ at the Las Vegas Beauty Bar or any of the other Las Vegas Bars where “undergound” DJs appear.

Incomplete Interview by Suspicious writer Ian Caramanzanaon on Behind City Lights; Why Las Vegas Promotes and Coddles Criminals

Beauty Bar Harassment Complaints; Behind City Lights
Beauty Bar Harassment Complaints; Behind City Lights

Legitimate Women have complained about the Beauty Bar, and it appears that there has not been any reprisals against employees or DJS/Promoters. The city of Las Vegas has a reputation for promoting, encouraging, and protecting criminals. Mr. Timothy McViegh could get a job faster than a college graduate here in the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. Mr. Dylann Roof can get a business license to run any casino. Mr. Dylann Roof can also become a resident DJ at almost any Las Vegas business. Mr. James Holmes can become a DJ or promoter and not worry about any licensing fees, etc. He could be a perfect candidate to work in the Las Vegas Beauty Bar. Mr. Holmes could “clean” the entire bar in a few seconds (LOL).

In Las Vegas, NV, crime and perversity is King, EXCEPT for our minority men, and women who aspire to be DJs; minority black men and women who have criminal records are not allowed to be DJs in ANY Las Vegas business. Therefore, the apparent promotion and/or endorsement of criminal DJS by a Las Vegas magazine writer is not surprising. Crime and perversity matters. In Las Vegas, NV, your criminal record is a ticket for job promotion, casino DJ residency, and multiple job offers, as long as youare not classified as a racial minority. The more felony convictions you have, the greater opportunity for employment in Nevada. The key for unlicensed DJs in Nevada is this: Do you have a criminal record; are you perverted; do you act like a subhuman; and, if so, you are eligible for virtually any career in the state, as well as free magazine advertising, and multiple DJ residency offers. This is the simple formula for DJ success for non-minority males.

BunkHouse Claims about AstroGold: “Raised on the Mean Streets of Las Vegas, NV.” Shallow Claims by Failed Business..

BunkHouse-AstroGold Promotions
BunkHouse-AstroGold Promotions

This description came from the now-closed BunkHouse. What a joke? Another pathetic attempt to pretend to be a Black man or come from Black culture or come from a blue-collar white neighborhood. How about raised in your grandfather’s house? How about a buy who wears his grandfather’s clothing? Yeah, that’s what his 49 year-old girl-friend claimed. Christopher Sicuso is a weak, pathetic, and cowardly sissy that decent, independent, self-supporting, attractive, blonde-woman, wants. Only a desperate, low self-esteem women who are losers are attracted to such males. Ian Caramanzana never sought to interview the Nevada prostitute involved with Christopher Sicuso; she lives like a criminal in hiding and roams the streets in the early morning hours looking for male customers satisfy her drug habit.

Behind the City Lights DJs typically appear at rat-hole looking venues. Seedy ares of Las Vegas, Nevada where prostitutes frequent. It is not a stretch of imagination to believe that ASTRO GOLD (a/k/a/ Christopher Sicuso) is the lowest form of a sissy because he influenced a married woman to abandon her own children, and she became a drug addict after becoming involved with low-class trash Christopher Sicuso, and the Puckdee family. When a prostitute promotes a man as her “Friends with Benefits”, you know the man must be pathetic. Unfortunately, Ian Caramanzana never introduced this information.

When criticism of his criminal record, and conduct first arose, what did this “tough” Astro Gold do? He cried like a boi bitch that his rat-faced mother raised him to be, and said: “Take it down, I am going to the police.” Man-Up punk! Take responsibility for your conduct. Our motto: Your Perversity, Our Free speech. Perversity is just as legal as free-speech, the last time we checked. Unable to attract young, blonde woman, desperate men seek a 49 year-old, blonde, and diseased prostitute on drugs. When will Ian Caramanzana disclose the true facts behind the suspicious Behind City Lights DJs? We have the legal right to post insults just as adulterers have the legal right to engage in adultery.

Sicuso Domestic Violence Case#CR007673-14 Linked to Behind City Lights family member

Has anyone every noticed that when certain guys are suspected to be involved with Domestic violence, or child abuse, or drugs, all of the moral authority figures are quick to denounce him and any business involved.

Adrian Peterson, Floyd Mayweather,Warren Sapp, and many other similar men have been vilified for domestic abuse issues. Are we to assume that Asian males are not men because of their relatively small penises?

In fact, his girl-friend claims that desperate Christopher Sicuso was so happy to appear at the Griffin in September 2014 that he constantly sent messages to her and informed her about his every move, and invited her to appear despite the fact she has evaded child support, and has not even communicated to her own children since July of 2014.

Apparently, Ian Caramanzana did not disclose the criminal elements associated with Behind City Lights, and neither did Ian Caramanzana dislose the recent Domestic Battery conviction record of Christopher Sicuso Sr. Neither did this writer disclose pertinent details about the criminal files involving AstroGold. Given all of these facts, and circumstances, should you trust any reviews by Ian Caramanzana on Behind City Lights?